Science Communication, A.K.A. I’m Starting To Feel Like Doing Something Somewhat Unselfish With My Life For The First Time Ever And It Feels Somewhat Not Horrid (But I’m Still A Self-Serving Jerk For The Most Part)

This year, I have been becoming more and more preoccupied with the idea of taking science communication as a separate postgrad qualification after my geology MSc. I hated science at school, as it was never presented to me in a way that interested me – and so I slipped quietly through the years believing that science was just “not my thing”. The thing is, science is EVERYBODY’S thing, in some form or other. Science is the detailed exploration of the very foundation upon which every aspect of our existence operates, and there is definitely bound to be an area of science that excites you on some level, whether you realise it right now or not.

Something that heavily frustrates me are the limited ways in which science is being presented to the masses. There are scholarly journal reports which, although factual and highly important, are inaccessible intellectually for 95% of people, as the understanding of these usually requires experience in the specific field of the journal, or lengthy side-reading. Then there are the well-written science articles and blogs which are not nearly well-known enough, due to lack of exposure. Then you have your immensely popular sites such as “I Fucking Love Science”, which has many Facebook followers (showing that people are on some level trying to enjoy science), yet often offers clickbaity headlines and misleading statements (and by the way, if the title is presented in question format, the answer is almost always no, so stop getting your hopes up about pyramids on Mars).
Sure, these borderline pseudoscience articles offer links to follow, which are usually firstly links to other “news” sites, and if you follow the links back far enough you can usually arrive at a legit science report, which often does not state anything nearly as sensational as what the front end “science news site” is claiming. The problem with this is that the majority will not play “follow the hyperlinks”, and will just take the first article as fact (because hey, the news wouldn’t lie, right? It’s a proper website! I can’t wait to tell my friends all about the amazing new discovery of the “new Earth” that is definitely the same as us in every way).

The thing is, people don’t go sifting through all the garbage in the internet to correctly inform themselves. They simply don’t have time – and why should they? They aren’t scientists or the Information Police, they are regular people, with lives going on and relationship problems and work deadlines and kids to deal with and all sorts of pressing bullshit that doesn’t afford them time to read three hours of articles to ascertain whether the shit that I Fucking Love Science is feeding them is actually legit.
So why aren’t we, as a society, reporting science more accurately? I mean, I get it – clickbait headlines serve to get people to visit your website. There are so many dollars to be made from this that people who aren’t really science journalists can be easily persuaded to start shoddily writing about science for a crust. It’s just sad that it’s being done under that guise of “loving science”. The thing is though, science is REALLY FUCKING EXCITING in its own right. You don’t NEED to make bullshit stretches of the truth to captivate and inform people. Look at Carl Sagan, arguably the most effective science communicator of all time – nary a sensationalist thing would cross his lips, yet he could bring to life a picture of the physical world at infinite scale in both directions, giving you a sense of wonder whilst pounding you balls-deep with scientific fact. That torch was passed forward to Neil DeGrasse Tyson, who not only upheld Sagan’s incredible vision, but brought it to the new generation in a spectacular way (and with much better CGI).


What a pair of heroes! (art by Matt McManis)

Science communication is first and foremost, a middle-man role. It’s the task of undertaking the grunt work of reading ALL of the available facts and opinions, understanding them properly and then presenting them to the public in a way that excites and interests, without resorting to misleading or misinformation (a.k.a. bad scientific conduct).

All is not lost, there are many people out there doing this very thing and doing a great job of it – Ethan at, Ed Young at and Tim Urban at, to name a few. It’s still an overwhelmingly male-dominated field – not because it’s an inherently sexist field in and of itself, but more because those of us reaching the age of career journalism, and those before us, still grew up in a society which on some level discouraged little girls from pursuing maths and science. I’m hoping I’m correct in considering my generation to be the last gasp of these attitudes, however there are bound to be some of us that are still blind to it and will continue instilling subtle gender roles into their kids. In general, sexism in science is beginning to taper off and hopefully will be gone within a couple of generations – Rome wasn’t built in a day, and all that idiomatic shit.

I’ve been growing more and more alarmed at the state of the world and from my perspective, the biggest underlying issue facing us today is a lack of knowledge. In a world oversaturated with the loudest voices and the most well-paid agendas, we are losing our ability as individuals to easily identify the truth on the most important matters. Although the internet is an incredible thing, it has made it so easy for the facts to become overshadowed or hidden, giving voice to anybody who wants their voice heard. Given this, how is the average person supposed to understand the important issues without doing a whole fuckload of additional reading? Ain’t nobody got time for that. So what happens when someone is overloaded with too many conflicting pieces of information or too much scientific jargon? They shut it off and place it in the “too hard/don’t care” box. And there are simply too many important issues facing our species today to be placing shit in the “too hard/don’t care” box.


So, what I want is to be a strong part of the solution – to be the change I want to see in the world, and many other similar overused motivational phrases. I love to write, I love the truth, I love objectivity, I love entertaining people, I love edutainment. I’d love to shift my writing from glib inane thoughts about being a boring white woman with insecurities and whatnot, to earnestly readable pieces of scientific interest. I want to make someone feel the same way that watching Cosmos made me feel as a jaded 28 year old woman, and to spark determination in people to take issues like climate change seriously. I want to contribute to shutting down the confusion about critical topics created by self-interested organisations who have desperately greedy agendas that rely on the public being shielded from the truth.
I want to help, even if it’s just one person who reads.

Love, Chelle xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox


I’m Flirting With Paranoid Conspiracy Territory, So Bear With Me Just For One Post, Then I Will Write About Funny Things Again.

Well! It’s been awhile and after some prompting from some rad readers, it’s time for me to get back on the blogwagon. Today I want to write about my interpretation of a Lauryn Hill lyric, “Let’s love ourselves and we can’t fail to make a better situation”

The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill is filled with great messages.

The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill is filled with great messages.

Everybody in the world needs to learn how to truly love themselves, because then, and only then, will all bigotry and war end. Negative actions such as acts of bigotry, and war arise out of pure fear. If everyone were secure then they would not need to oppress others to ensure their own status. People that bully others are only doing so because they hate themselves on some level. I know this because I was once like that, I was so jealous of people that “performed better than me in life” that I was a bitch to them.

Collective self-hate culminates in collective debt. Look at USA, it is a tragic country that is in a mess – their national debt is actually equivalent to their national wealth. This is because people are unhappy and insecure and driven to spending money that they haven’t earned, to buy things that they don’t really want, to prove their worth to people that they don’t actually like. In the USA, the average person is exposed to around 3000 marketing messages per day. PER DAY. That’s a whole lot of “hey you’re not good enough” to have to endure all the time, and it is enough to give anyone insecurity and low self-esteem. Studies in the US have shown that girls aged 8 years old are dieting, and in surveys have advised that they would rather lose an arm, a parent, or get cancer, than be fat. So there you go. An entire country filled with people being constantly driven to hate themselves by the media, leading to a gun-obsessed, angry, miserable nation. And this self-hate leads people to try to better themselves by – you guessed it – BUYING MORE THINGS. Bullying in schools is out of control, regardless of this special attention that is being paid to combating it. Why is bullying more prevalent than ever? Because forty years ago, kids weren’t constantly sucking up advertising everywhere they looked, and in turn feeling miserable about themselves and taking it out on other kids. Kids just had fun, for fucks sake. Everyone had the same things because there wasn’t so much junk constantly in production. Forty years ago, you had a bike, some dolls, some sports gear and a dozen sweet huts in the neighbourhood that you made with your friends. And you can bet that not one 8 year old forty years ago would choose to lose an arm or a parent over “getting fat”.

They also had jam, which was not to be fucked around with.

They also had jam, which was not to be fucked around with.

Collective self-hate also leads to war. I’m not going to name about any religions in particular, but you know who you are. The slaughter of millions of innocent people because of your need to play “I have the better imaginary friend and he said I could play on this land” is disgusting and no person that has true love for themselves and others would ever facilitate or condone those acts. This is why I cannot take those religions seriously, my faith is in myself only. I don’t need texts written by misogynist fucks way back when, to dictate to me what I should and should not do in my life. Self-awareness and self-love is a powerful tool. If you are a person whose actions come from a place of love and do not harm others, then there is nothing wrong with the way you live your life, and you are most not definitely going to end up in any kind of “eternal hell”. So just continue to be a good person, we need more of you in this world!

Actually, there is a special circle of hell reserved for some people.

Actually, there is a special circle of hell reserved for some people.

The aforementioned Hill lyric is later followed by another, “And the ones on top won’t make it stop – so convinced that they might fall”. Referring of course, to the corporate giants and people in power – who rely on everyone’s self-hate, so that they can continue to enslave us into debt, into our shopping addictions, and into eating the processed food that they put on the shelves. Because when people love themselves they want to nurture themselves and they have the motivation to live more self-sufficiently. And if everyone did that, the multi-trillion dollar corn syrup industry would go bust and the ones on top would indeed fall, and so it is important for them to continue feeding us marketing to keep us unhappy, to keep us eating the processed junk and to keep us trapped into debt and trapped into shitty jobs to pay our debt. Jobs that make those guys richer.

OK It’s been a long day and some of this is just starting to make me sound like a conspiracy theorist, so I will wind this up here, haha. But my main point is; LOVE YOURSELF!!! THINK about whether constant spending is actually making you happy. LOVE other people and EMBRACE everyone’s differences instead of acting bigoted and feeling superior just because you experience white/rich/male/thin privilege.

I will write a funny post next, I promise!!!

Love, Chelle xoxooxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxox